“Seven Days In Utopia”
What else can you say about a movie
that you’re supposed to like but didn’t?
Yes, it’s a family-value,
character-building, spiritual, wholesome kind of offering.
There’s certainly nothing remotely objectionable.
But it just felt like shallow schmaltz.
Lucas Black plays Luke Chisholm, a
professional golfer who’s coming apart at the seams.
(Where have we heard this one before?)
He’s been an amateur champion, through the strong and watchful
tutelage of his Dad, but when he turned pro the pressure started getting to
both of them. They were on the cusp
of winning his first tournament, ahead one stroke with one hole to play, and
Luke wanted to play it safe but his Dad, now his caddy, strongly advised
“going for it” to try to put pressure on the other guy, a veteran tour
pro. It turned out very badly.
After a heartbreaking sequence of bouncing the ball off of trees,
playing it out of the mud, duffing, blading, hacking, and generally boiling
into a disaster, Luke completely explodes, breaks his putter over his knee,
and his Dad just walks off. Luke
drives away in a fury, and manages to wreck his car.
Right in front of this sleepy little town called Utopia.
There, he encounters an old local
named Johnny Crawford (Robert Duvall) who arrives on horseback, and directs
him to the nearest café, and manages to corral some local boys into helping
get the car out of the ditch and over to the garage.
It’s going to take several days to fix the car.
In the meantime, Johnny offers to help Lucas with his golf game.
It turns out he was something of a sensation himself, in his youth,
and still does a little teaching. But
his instruction methods are unconventional. You
learn balance from fly fishing standing up on a small boat.
You learn accuracy from throwing washers inside a hole, instead of
hitting a golf ball with a putter. You
learn to envision shots by painting them, literally, with oil paints.
And, of course, you relax by riding horseback in the open fields, and
it doesn’t hurt that a certain fair young lass has her eyes on you.
But it’s all innocent, of course.
Luke learns to relax, focus, and, well, use The Force, from the
patient instruction of Obi-Wan-Kenobe, er, Johnny Crawford.
He makes his peace with the local boy who’s jealous of him because
of the attention of the young lass, mainly because Luke wasn’t interested
in sticking around, anyway. Luke goes
to church with all his new friends, and leaves with an inner peace he
didn’t know he was missing. He
returns home to reconcile with his Dad, and now, re-energized, re-emerges on
the Tour and this time doesn’t lose his cool.
A strange kind of happily ever after.
There are no wedding bells. No
triumphant trophy-raising at the end, either.
But you can find out what happened by going to their website?
not really proselytizing, but it all looks and feels like some kind of
Norman Rockwall painting, a version of old-fashioned
that exists more in, well, a utopian point of view.
Dr. Ronald P. Salfen, Interim Pastor,
St. Stephens Presbyterian Church,